Tuesday, January 10, 2012

An Ode to Yellow Card

 Dear Yellow Card

 When I come back from classes, and see you in front of my door, I feel exhausted. If I ask you 'Why do you love me?' You reply 'I love your dirty room.' I can't receive your love, yellow card. I have already received you love  4 times. Why don't you go to the room in front of the elevator. There are tons of things that you love. 

 Oh my love, yellow card, why do you love me when you find my friend's beverage in the window. You can just love him. Why do you love me too? Oh my love yellow card , why do you love me when I have no I.D. card. I don't really have a single thing to do with it. Oh my love, yellow card. Why do you love me when I'm outside with slippers. Distance between Choong Moo and Dasan is really close. It is waste of time to switch into shoes. Oh my love, yellow card. Why do you love me when I come out from dormitory at 8:25. My adviser teacher, Wade Humphrey, is in English Education Building. I can reach there within 30seconds If I run. Oh my love, yellow card. Why do you come to my friend, when he is dating with his girl friend. In it human instinct to love different gender. Even though you are yellow card, you can't stop human instinct. Oh my love, yellow card. Why do you come to me when you find some rubbish of cookies from my shelf. It is not mine. Some students in KMLA did. He didn't cleaned it up, before he goes. May be you can go to him. 

 Oh my love, yellow card. Why do you love me in such a many different ways. From now on I will not receive your love. Your love is too unfair, nonsense, and too extensive. Why don't you love the room in front of the elevator. There are tons of things that you love. At least write something on you like, "Don't worry students, we are gonna have a extensive load of sequels."

 Oh my Love, to sum up, I can't receive your love. Because I have already excepted love from E.O.P.

 Oh my love, E.O.P., why do you love me .........




Thursday, January 5, 2012

Viral(Parody) Video - Zidane heading

   
 This parody video is a soccer player, Zinedine Zidane, who has had heated Marco Materazzi. with his head. This video is a viral video which is also a controversial video. It  happened at 2006 World Cup, in championship. By this, Italy got penalty kick, so this game ended with Italy's victory. After the game, many media was concerned with him. 

 The Zidane said Materazzi insulted his mom and younger sister. But Materazzi is arguing he didn't said anything about his family. So the FIFA started to investigate this problem more seriously. The investigation ended with uncertainty, but most of the people believe this problem like this.

 Italy's defender, Materazzi, was doing 'close adhesion' defense to Zidane. Than he was keep pulling Zidane's unform. So Zidane said that "If you want my uniform I'll give you after the game." And than Materazzi said "I want your sister instead of your uniform." And other insulting saying to his sister and mother.(some people says he also said racism) Than Zidane got crazy, than he had heated him, with his head. 
 Other controversial issue is that why did he used head. Many people said that in soccer culture. They usually don't use their foot when they fight. Because there are soccer shoes and many other protection equipment, so people could get injured very seriously. And many other people make decision, that he tried to act like falling over with beating  him with his head But I think that's not a very good guess.
 Since soccer has many body struggle between defense and offense, they could have some argument. Or little fight, but beating is a stupid attitude for soccer player, especially for legendary Zidane. But players who do racism, or insulting like Luise Suarez or Marco Materazzi, are more evil and stupid. Here are some videos about funny and worst mistakes in soccer game 



Monday, January 2, 2012

Messi's Blasting Breakthrough Power

 I can't believe it.

FC Barcelona's Pass Lesson

 This video is the real lesson, which Barcelona does. It seems like no one could stop this ball. I think this kinds of lesson made FC Barcelona the most powerful. Even Real Madrid couldn't win the Barcelona. 

Diamonte Poem


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